"The Kyle" is the set of menu items at any given restaurant
that is the best and most reasonable for the average normal person.
For example, The Kyle at McDonald's might be a double
cheesburger, side of hash browns, apple pie and Oreo Billizard, or
whatever, I don't know, I don't eat at McDonald's anymore, thats gross. Anyway, The Kyle maximizes quality and economy for every given meal at as many restarusnts as possible.
When I go to a restaurant I would love to have someone just
tell me what to get and in general I hate having to figure out
what I might like. I'm bad at it and its especially hard your
first time somewhere. So The Kyle is what I wish I had for myself but before I had it.